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“Pokemon green’s hitmonchan sprite looks like a doduo having a shit while a Togekiss watches”
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o-omfg
guys
this post was fuckin’ gold
#what iron man does when there is no crime to fight #what iron man does when pepper refuses to let him go to an event #what iron man does when cap america wont play with him
7ns:
Braid: like mario except time hates you and you never save the princess
Silent Hill 2 - you get letters from your dead wife and you go to some dumb ass resort town where you meet some abused girl, a little girl who is a piece of shit, a fat guy and some ho that looks like your wife. There is some weirdo with a triangle on his head that keeps showing up and also you killed your wife. good job.
YES
You’re a mailman and you decide whether some americans or italians get a building in a river
either you’re some green dwarf kid who has get masks to stop the moon from falling or you’re a robot boy who gets keys to go to greek heaven to fight more robots
you’re an otaku dumbass with a wannabe lightsaber and you try to get laid by killing a bunch of motherfuckers first
You’re some emotionless kid who talks to himself too much and wields a blade that shoots bullets but it never actually is used as a gun, lame and he has to save the world from this sorceress oh and his rival is her knight
Persona 4: you move to some random boring ass town for a year because your parents don’t love you and you make friends with a bunch of weirdos including one headphone guy who might secretly want your dick
you have to solve some dumbass predictable murder case and you and these weird ass motherfuckers jump into tvs and fight ugly ass monsters for no reason but at the same time you have to sit and listen to everyone’s fuckin problems that no one gives a shit about
also some asshole with a long ass nose won’t shut up about contracts and being social
but that’s not even the worst part
you go to school
You wake up in this mansion with all your memory gone and you’re sent on a quest to go kill a floating blue naked old man who is some type of alien, and you get chased by this period blood that was apparently put there by these spastic roaming naked dudes who serve the old naked man and during your travels to kill him you take random miscellaneous drugs in the dark.
Amnesia
Animal Crossing: You start out in a cab where this creepy walrus dude can’t even tell if you’re a boy or girl. Finally, you get to this empty ass town where like, 5 people live and are immediately forced into labor by a talking raccoon. He makes you run around and shit until he says to stop. Then you have to spend the rest of your life shaking trees for fruit or trying to catch fish that are IMPOSSIBLE TO CATCH just so you can pay back the raccoon guy. Even when you upgrade, your life is just debt after debt. The neighbors? They either have some sort of mental illness or if you find someone who is remotely decent, they move away. You are trapped in a tiny town pulling weeds and collecting ugly furniture you never have space for. Your life is a dead end.
You’re a stupid cowboy poser who is being forced to fight a bunch of other cowboy posers by the government. Then the government kills you. Then your weird 20 year old son, who is a total dumbass and sounds like a 13 year old girl, has to go fight more cowboy posers and what not.
You’ve got this dinky little key thing and you’re endlessly flanked by a useless dog and a duck that keeps dying. Your best friend becomes a douchebag that’s been whipped by a cougar and your love interest is supposedly a prude bitch that gets kidnapped by said cougar (who I guess plays for both teams). You go to a bunch of Disney movies gone wrong and are forced to fight a bunch of heartless, little shits that clearly isn’t your business.
You have to fight sixteen bosses with nothing to do in between, you don’t know how to use your sword, and your bow can’t do shit to any of them.
