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I'm an angel of the Lord

A strange combination of fandoms, nonsense, ramblings, and shit I find funny in my warped sense of the word.
May 23 '13

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

(Source: claydols)

53,637 notes (via uncannyphanny & claydols)

May 23 '13
tastefullyoffensive: [piecomic]

tastefullyoffensive:

[piecomic]

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May 23 '13

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

29,372 notes (via blazikid & jonandtheon)

May 23 '13

havocsgeneralstore:

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

48,743 notes (via trapdevoir & gaboddr)

May 23 '13

coelasquid:

hypnoticpanda:

kanyedian:

doncarlosi:

tangarang:

ccomicsloth:

yokhakidfiasco:

thedeadhand:

general-winky:

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW

what the actual fuck

This is actually pretty cool

its really sweet though

am

am i the only one who finds this really disturbing.

This is actually lovely.

that really made me feel uneasy oh my god

Wow that was absolutely not what I was expecting.

51,801 notes (via coelasquid & general-winky)

May 23 '13

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

42,802 notes (via saiyurithecutie & caffeinated-zombie)

May 22 '13
time-sponges: You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

(Source: stantanic)

118,201 notes (via rabearoli & stantanic)

May 22 '13
newtitties: tardismyoldgirl: are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating? that’s the power of the gay

newtitties:

tardismyoldgirl:

are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?

that’s the power of the gay

(Source: pleatedjeans)

100,383 notes (via rabearoli & pleatedjeans)

May 22 '13

thebarricadebabe:

  • I think a pocket size Chekov is necessary.
  • You could take him out at school
  • And he would just say really cute encouarging things
  • Or you could get him to do stuff
  • And he would be all like “I can do zat!”
  • Yes
  • Pocket size Chekov.
  • I need it

1,142 notes (via rabearoli & thebarricadebabe)

May 22 '13

Reblog if you consider Eleven your Doctor.

onginalmaz:

I’m doing a thing where i’m trying to find out which is the most popular revival regeneration.

For Nine.

For Ten.

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