September 2012
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nepetaquest:
brokenwingdreamer:
plot twist: Jake English has an evil twin named Jacob Espanol
plot twist x2: He’s actually Jaques Français
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gymleader-corn:
fassyy:
kisexy:
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
#i am that friend
me
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When my mom says:
totally-relatable:
“Wash the dishes!”
“Do the laundry!”
“Clean your room!”
…
“Dinner’s ready!”
Watchc-4rly:
capitolprostitute:
zuzuandmako:
booksgalore20:
d00medcapt0r:
aqua-rius:
c-lassifornia:
ep1c:
b-o-h-o-summers:
sluts-and-hipsters:
OH
MY
GOD.
THIS MIGHT JUST BE
THE BEST THING
THAT HAS EVER
BEEN POSTED ON
TUMBLR .
This is amazing, just watch it!!!
Reblogging this AGAIN
i’ve never seen anything this amazing in my entire life.
i have no words to...
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catbountry:
adriofthedead:
jbriner:
SPOILERS...
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foreveralone-lyguy:
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
August 2012
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colonelmustang:
droogspoolcue:
colonelmustang:
When I become Tumblr famous, there are going to be changes. Big changes.
On that day,
ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE REQUIRED TO WEAR
TINY
MINISKIRTS
i will follow you forever Colonel
fun fact: disney is a corporation famous for its princess movies targeted at young girls ages 3-10 and there's absolutely no reason for them to design their princesses to conform to the ideas of 17 year old social justice bloggers especially since their existing princesses' ethnicities are true to the origin of their stories (✿⊙◡⊙)
imsoosm:
OLOL I’m like. I was just wandering around the bookstore then decided to read ‘I am Number Four’ summary (finally).
John Smith is just an average teenager
I was like
what.
average teenager?
average teenager?
HE’S A FUCKING TIMELORD BITCH
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kaliande:
SIGNAL BOOST
if you guys see that link going around that says you can read 50 shades of grey for free
DON’T CLICK IT
it will bring you to a site where you can read 50 shades of grey for free
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did this instead of homework
senorbearjuffy:
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tonystaarks:
bellus-puga-pyga:
do you think soda cans are alive and each time you take one out of the pack and open it you’re really snapping its neck and drinking its blood in front of its family
Reblog if you're thankful for your followers.
