"I'm an angel of the Lord."

Jul 27

littlevillains:

*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

guyfsmiley said: if birds are avian dinosaurs, and chickens are birds, aren't dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets made out of real dinosaurs?

edwardspoonhands:

reaill:

yeffyaboyuice:

manwaifu:

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>:I

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swanjolras:

like tbh i feel like my problem with the “dark and gritty!!” trend in modern stories is this

there’s this idea in our culture that cynicism is realistic? that only children believe in happy endings, that people are ultimately selfish and greedy and seeing with clear eyes means…

propeller-knight:

THERE HE IS

propeller-knight:

THERE HE IS

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Jul 26

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

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flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

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horror movie opening scene

Jul 24