Cola and meal please, no bread.

Sep 29

m-azing:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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Idea for the next ac game:

estpolis:

shortcake-s:

no balloon furniture

i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what assassins creed game had balloon furniture in it

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mymompickedthisurl:

that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again

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http://helioscentrifuge.tumblr.com/post/98719182924 -

dion-thesocialist:

Okay, so one day I’m just chilling in my dorm when I get a call from a friend of a friend. I didn’t even know this girl had my number. She says that she’s applying for this top secret military job and she needs recommenders for security clearance and wants me to sit down…

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

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thatsonofamitch:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

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Sep 28

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enigmatic-fangirl:

namsblog:

me: skips tutorial
me: how the fuck do you play this game

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brokenblackrabbit:

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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bebinn:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

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