*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god
guyfsmiley said: if birds are avian dinosaurs, and chickens are birds, aren't dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets made out of real dinosaurs?
like tbh i feel like my problem with the “dark and gritty!!” trend in modern stories is this
there’s this idea in our culture that cynicism is realistic? that only children believe in happy endings, that people are ultimately selfish and greedy and seeing with clear eyes means…
THERE HE IS
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE